In times of recession and economic slowdown…attempting some original PJs*
1) The Indian population kept saying ”O baba” and “O Ma” all these years whenever they had trouble. So the greedy Americans wanted to try it out but in combination so they cried “O BAMA”
2) When Indians face problems they call Mr. Khiladi. When Americans have problems they call Ms. Hillary
3) Agar chuha bill mein chupta hai toh bill kahan chupta hai? Monika ke dil mein
4) Why did George W Bush have problems in foreign relations from the very beginning…cos he always started by saying “AMBUSH”
5) What is the South film producers saying after recent films have flopped? RajniCan’t. RajniCan’t
6) What will Jaylalitha call her party if it focuses only on dalits? Jayadalitha
7) To clean your house – Get Colin. To clean your bank account - Get Palin.
8) Why did Jerry Yang reject bill gates’ offer? Cos when he said I am jerry from yahoo bill asked Ya? Who?
9) If the film “dil se” is to be remade, it will be called “man se” starring big B
10) If Anil Ambani bought over the Nano project, it will be called the Big Nano
11) If Microsoft took over Wonderbra, what will be the new entity called? Microwonders/ Softwonders
*I claim to be the worst in Poor jokes. but if these are already common with someone else's PJ please laugh and move on.
Darling...you were right about yourself...your PJs s%$k...not all though i loved the palin and the ambush...but i love it when your thoughts are more serious...however a nice try...